Finite Infinity

You know what things happen when you try to take infinite, unfathomable concepts and stuff them into understandable (to an extent) terms? Weird things Annoying things! Like irrational numbers and imaginary numbers and dividing discrete quantity by infinity It’s messed up Why is the transition from continuous to discrete so screwy? When we try to … More Finite Infinity

People Is Icebergs

Sometimes I’m very impressed by people That is, I’m impressed by their idiocy The real problem is that they don’t understand how they are being stupid They don’t know! Everyone is oblivious to their own shortcomings! Why improve yourself when you can loudly improve others? People feel very entitled Gross, disgusting entitlement ugh Specifically, we … More People Is Icebergs

I’m Down to Look Up, But I’m Always Looking Down

Iphones are great Modern technological advances are astounding and incredibly beneficial They’ve become the axis around which culture revolves We are so rooted in the progress we’re making We’re like a tree growing into the ground We marvel at the screens up against our ignorant faces But do we look up to see the amazing … More I’m Down to Look Up, But I’m Always Looking Down

Be Self-Conscious

Ya know how culture is always telling us not to be self-conscious or ashamed? “Be bold and confident! Don’t be ashamed of how you look or act! You be you! Even if that means ya wanna swap in different genitalia!” You know what they are actually telling you? “Be an idiot!” …That’s what they are saying … More Be Self-Conscious

Phil the Pedestrian

Phil the pedestrian is often bored So he walks around town, talking to different people He usually just meets the same old people over and over again Sometimes he even thinks he’s met them all But he still talks to them All of the discussions he has sound kinda petty, but he sees something deeper … More Phil the Pedestrian

Regardless of What You Are Thinking Right Now, You’re Wrong

There is absolute truth Then there is individual perception and interpretation of absolute truth THEN there is individual perception and interpretation of one’s surroundings to come to a conclusion about the nature and identity of absolute truth Which is then examined by another Who then interprets that theory through their own individual perspective As soon … More Regardless of What You Are Thinking Right Now, You’re Wrong